Vivian Chen massaged her temples as she stared at her office ceiling, counting the water stains that had multiplied since last week. At forty-two, she'd handled crisis management for politicians caught in scandals, damage control for corporations with exploding products, and even rehabilitated the image of a celebrity who'd drunkenly insulted three different protected classes during a single awards ceremony. But nothing—absolutely nothing—had prepared her for Gerald P. Huffington. "He did WHAT?" Vivian nearly choked on her third espresso of the morning. It was only 9:17 AM. Her assistant, Marco, winced as he delivered the news. "He showed up at the Children's Hospital charity gala last night and... well, he brought an emotional support peacock." "An emotional support... peacock." Vivian repeated the words slowly, as if careful pronunciation might somehow make them less absurd. "Yes. Apparently, it got startled during the silent auctio...